I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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