There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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