weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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