oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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