I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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