everyone is single if you try hard enough
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
the gays at disneyland are vicious
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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