Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i came on her dog
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize