Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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