i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Randomize
