One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
