Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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