Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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