Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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