I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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