Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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