You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
