So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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