I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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