Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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