yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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