He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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