there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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