p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
