Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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