you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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