I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Im part way to drunk.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
