I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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