this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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