The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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