she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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