at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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