Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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