are you so shy because you have an std?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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