batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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