I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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