The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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