How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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