Yo dont text me then not text me
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I want to be your penis for a week.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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