Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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