They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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