somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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