You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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