i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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