No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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