so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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