ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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