She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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