the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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