Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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