Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
