Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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