The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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