Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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